If you got balls on yur truck,
then you otta git a REDNECK HORN !
Tired of the way your husband or boyfriend drives?
Well, there's no need to nag him, just
let the Redneck Naghorn do it for you!
Just press the horn and out comes one of ten phrases that let him know what you really think!
Also a perfect gag gift for that Nag in your life!
Makes a great gift fur some of yur friends,
as party favors,
Christmas gifts 'n stocking stuffers too.
Redneck Nag Horn dimensions are 3.5 in x 4 in x .5 in ( Batteries included )
Note: Parental discretion advised. Uses language not suitable for children.
Why don't you slow the hell down?
What's wrong moron! Can't you stop and ask directions?
Are you freakin blind?
Stop the dam car, Walmart is having a sale!
Turn signal is still on, you old fart!
Pick a lane instead of your nose!
This ain't Daytona, and you aint no Dale Earnhardt!
Pull over and buy me something!
You den't my fender and I'll dent your forehead!
Drivers license... You oughta get one dumbass!
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